theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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