Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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