i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Send help, water and tortillas.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
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