i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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