On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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