So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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