so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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