Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
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