i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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