You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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