Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
