just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
being pregnant is like rehab
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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