Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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