That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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