I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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