I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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