Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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