She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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