next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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