I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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