You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
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