my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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