Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
