This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
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