I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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