D3 body, D1 cock
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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