ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
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