that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
