I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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