i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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