i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
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