I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
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