Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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