I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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