This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
my penis made a compromise with my morals
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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