Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
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