those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I just cut my nipple shaving
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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