is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
You were trust falling into bushes
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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