Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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We need to rekindle our bromance

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(916): View more from California

rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.

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(407): View more from Florida

Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.

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(269): View more from Michigan

Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.

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(757): View more from Virginia

She fuckin peed on me

(817): View more from Texas

Stay golden ponyboy

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(205): View more from Alabama

Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs

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(904): View more from Florida

Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....

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