Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Randomize
