Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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