Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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