they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
