He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
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