I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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