then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
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