Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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