So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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