But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Betty ford says i'm here all night
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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