Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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