for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
