I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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