school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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