i always forget guys have bellybuttons
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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