Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
