what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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