i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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