i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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