dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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